So the other day I was taking a nice long relaxing shower after a morning bike ride. Given that it was a Saturday I had all of the time in the world to make sure every nook and cranny of my body gets nice and clean. During the week I tend to sleep too late so my morning showers hit what I refer to as the ‘hot spots.’ While I do my best to give every body part a good scrub, it is the hair, face, underarms, crotch, backside, and feet get most of the attention.
I figured it was a good time to give the entire body a nice good scrub so I broke out the long handled brush to give the back a thorough once over. Using the loofah, I worked up a good lather and made sure that all of the little piggies got a comprehensive cleaning. After everything was nice and tidy and the hot water was still plentiful I decided to give my man parts the nice, soft, tender and ‘relaxing’ attention they deserve. Besides, I was in the shower. No messy clean up needed after the boys are nice and clean.
After a few minutes of ‘washing’ I took a look down just to make sure that the entirety of the area was adequately lathered up. What I saw next…I wasn’t prepared for…
Looking down I saw it. At first I thought that is was just some sort of fuzz that I had perhaps missed but with not one but two solid and thorough ‘cleanings’ there was no way that any foreign object could still be clung to any part of my body especially there. In the initial shock I dropped the loofah and I bent over for closer inspection.
As I bent over my eyes were straining to stay open as the water from the shower kept flowing around my contorted body. After wiping the water away from my eyes I was finally able to get a clear view. There it was staring right back at me. Though my manscaping efforts are fairly routine, it seems that in my last mission of forest clearing I had missed something.
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