The Jersey Shore is Bad?

Please don’t ask questions about why but last night I watched an episode of The Rachel Zoe Project. First let me say, God bless Rachel Zoe for having a job that pays her to dress other people in other people’s clothes. I do not begrudge her one bit for how she makes a living. If there are people out there that are willing to pay other people to dress them in other people’s clothes then I am not going to try to discredit the people that the people pay to dress them in other people’s clothes. Had I known that such a job ever existed whilst I was busy ‘studying’ in college then I might have considered exploring that career path.

Rachel Zoe

People only pay me to put video on the web. I should have tried a hand at dressing people in designer clothes and have them pay me to do it like Rachel Zoe.

With that said, I can’t believe there is a television show that is dedicated to stylist such as Rachel Zoe. Again, I am not discounting Zoe’s profession. There apparently exists a market for people to have their fashion choices made by other people. Mouth agape, who knew? I am getting sidetracked, the episode I watched last night centered around Zoe’s work with actress Anne Hathaway. Hathaway was to host the Academy awards and it was Zoe’s task to provide her with multiple outfits because God knows that one should never host the Oscars without multiple wardrobe changes.

During the episode much of the teleplay led up to the big night with the show’s climax of Zoe and her team gathered together to watch the Academy Awards broadcast so that they could all congratulate each other, and most importantly Zoe, on just how great Hathaway looked in other people’s clothes. All in all it seems like a job well done. Hathaway certainly looked stunning in each of the outfits picked by Zoe and her team.  However, I think Anne would look great wearing little to nothing at all.  Don’t believe me? Maybe you should watch this sometime.

The real rub…

The real rub is with one of the comments one of Zoe’s team members, the fabulous Joey Maalouf.  Near the end of the program Maalouf claimed that Zoe’s work with Hathaway for that splendid evening ‘was epic.’  Wait, what? Dressing a person in someone else’s clothes is epic? Joey, let me hop on a high horse here and say that perhaps it is the case that you need to take a minute and google up a definition of ‘epic.’  I have a distinct feeling that selecting someone’s fashion is far from ‘epic.’

Is your google machine not working?  Let me help you.

Epic:

The Iliad by Homer, it's a poem.

The Iliad by Homer, it's a poem and it is EPIC as shit.

Not so epic:

Playing Dress up is not Epic.

Playing dress up is not 'Epic.' No seriously, it's not.

Any Questions?

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