In the past I have shared with you my amazing athletic skills and sheer physical gifts. Today I wish to share with you my, shall we say, more sensitive side. Yeah that’s right ladies and gentlemen, not only do I rival the Greek god Hermes in the sporting arena but I am also blessed to be graced with an eye for the arts just like his half brother Apollo.
Here now, on this magnificent blog, I present to you an example of my unparalleled graphic design skills. Be prepared to behold artistry the likes of which you have never seen before.
Warning to those of you that do not deal with disappointment well for if you view the image after the jump you may wish to have your eyes gouged out so that you will not have to ever see anything ever again because you know that nothing could live up to its certain and understated greatness.
Behold the work that I simply refer to as ‘Precious’…
You should definitely frame it!
It is framed and ready. In negotiations with the national gallery but it doesn’t look good. Their insurance is hesitant to cover the piece.
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