So last night I went to see Bad Teacher and overall I have to say I give it a “thumbs up.” The story, while certainly not the strongest point of the film, certainly doesn’t cause any harm. Walking out of the theater I thought about what I just watched and while nothing about the plot really stood out as amazing story telling I still liked it and I think any reasonable person that isn’t too high brow would enjoy it as well.
Face it, she's hot.
One spot where the movie really shines, Cameron Diaz. For the life of me I can’t think of why so many people hate on her so much. If you ask me about Ms. Diaz all I can say is “Yes Please and Thank You!” Addressing the haters out there, what is there to not like about her? First of all she is funny as shit. Can you name another comedic actress working in film that is as consistently funny as her? Sure maybe, but are they as hot as Cameron Diaz? Oh, so you don’t think she is that attractive huh? Well, can you think of another actress that has ever uttered a phrase even remotely as hot and naughty as ‘Honey I am going to suck your dick like I’m mad at it’? Well?
The entire cast gives good performances and that includes that kid from N’Sync. Although I hate to admit it, JT is a pretty talented performer. Those days at Disney in his early years are really paying off. Another strong performance that can only be discounted due to limited screen time is that of Jason Segal. That dude is a freakin comedic acting wizard. I am glad to say that I will enjoy watching his career path over the years to come. The guy has a shit ton of talent and I would rate his career as a strong buy (not exactly a weak limb I’m stepping out on here.) If you don’t watch How I Met Your Mother or have never seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall do yourself a favor quit your job and get that shit from Netflix. While you will still be unemployed after watching all of those disc at least you will have laughed a hell of a lot before you have to start your job search.
Anyway back to the original topic, Cameron Diaz. Oh wait, this was about Bad Teacher. As I was saying, and haters can go ahead and hate, Cameron Diaz is smokin’ hot and while she might be on A-Rods junk for now I am willing to wait it out. Other than that I don’t have that much to add. More than anything I just wanted to add the ‘Read More’ link so that readers will click it to see what else I have to say. This time, not much. Next time, who knows, you might get to read my thoughts and reflections of prostate gland stimulation.
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